Author: Albert The Cat
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“Right Ginger Tail, just pass me my funny wig and help me into my nice red robes.” I said.
“Yes my lord, they make you look like Santa Claus” replied Ginger Tail. “We’ll have less of your cheek!” I said sternly. I took a quick look in the mirror, and being most impressed with what I saw, I instructed my servant to lead on. Ginger Tail opened the door, and walked ahead of me. As I entered the room, wise Old Black Tom, the Clerk of the Court, stood up and announced in a very solemn voice,
“All rise for Lord Albert The Cat.”
Everyone in the court stood up and I strolled to my throne behind the big bench in the front. There was a nice fluffy cushion on it, ideal for a quick snooze. I was patting it down with my paws when I heard the words of Old Black Tom,
“The court is now in session, pray silence for Lord Chief Justice Albert The Cat.”
“I thought it was Santa Claus” said a voice from the back that sounded suspiciously like Tabby.I nodded, and everyone sat down.
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